I Am Easily Entertained
"Will they give it back to me?"

hotel-job:

GUEST: Do you have somewhere I can store my bag?
CONCIERGE: Absolutely. Across the lobby with the bellmen. They’ll store your bag for you.
GUEST: What do I do?
CONCIERGE: Just give them the bag.
GUEST: Oh. But I’ll need it back. Will they give it back to me?
CONCIERGE: Just make it very clear that it’s not a gift, that you’re just letting them borrow it and it should be ok.

lovemesomerandi:

Maur-adorable Isles.

jobethdalloway:

anitaplant:#Jane gets her first peak at the wonderous life outside of the closet.
irrationalliberal:


iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard!!

irrationalliberal:

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard!!

godsavethevelo:

After breaking his tibia, he went back and rode! RESPECT Alberto!

Some of the toughest athletes out there.

godsavethevelo:

After breaking his tibia, he went back and rode! RESPECT Alberto!

Some of the toughest athletes out there.

Oh, wait…

Took a walk about last night to photograph all four sides of the Empire State Building in New York City as it was honoring the four countries left in the World Cup.  I <3 NY.

Took a walk about last night to photograph all four sides of the Empire State Building in New York City as it was honoring the four countries left in the World Cup.  I <3 NY.

badbatbaroora:

british humor 

Ouch.

badbatbaroora:

british humor 

Ouch.

It’s been a while (a long while) since these have been updated, but I just can’t leave Alex/Olivia behind forever.  :)