I Am Easily Entertained
mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

Me: *stares at blank word document*

Writer’s block: neener neener

Me:

Writer’s block: neener neener

Me:

Writer’s block:

Me: And so we meet again…

babygoatsandfriends:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

omfg

I don’t even know what just happened but I’m dying.

mmmmrizzles:

You had me at handcuffs.

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

ilovecharts:

Comprehensive diagram of spaceships. The ISS is included on the top right, in yellow, for scale.

Holy…

ilovecharts:

Comprehensive diagram of spaceships. The ISS is included on the top right, in yellow, for scale.

Holy…

This is ‘Murrica!

hotel-job:

GUEST: How much is shuttle?
CONCIERGE: $27 per person.
GUEST: Dollars or euros?
CONCIERGE: Dollars.
GUEST: Not 27 euro?
CONCIERGE: No. 
GUEST: Not euros?
CONCIERGE: No.
GUEST: Hm. Not euro, why?
CONCIERGE: The United States is a sovereign nation not affiliated with the European Union?
GUEST: What?
CONCIERGE: Because this is the United States and our currency is dollars.
GUEST: Oh. Is okay?
CONCIERGE: Yes, it is okay.
GUEST: Thank you.

You may think it’s unfair that we have to counteract and adjust ourselves for the ill behavior of other men. You know what? You’re right. It is unfair. Is that the fault of women? Or is it the fault of the men who act abysmally and make the rest of us look bad? If issues of fairness bother you, get mad at the men who make you and your actions appear questionable.

Because when it comes to assessing a man, whatever one man is capable of, a woman must presume you are capable of. Unfortunately, that means all men must be judged by our worst example. If you think that sort of stereotyping is bullshit, how do you treat a snake you come across in the wild?

…You treat it like a snake, right? Well, that’s not stereotyping, that’s acknowledging an animal for what it’s capable of doing and the harm it can inflict. Simple rules of the jungle, man. Since you are a man, women must treat you as such.

The completely reasonable and understandable fear of men is your responsibility. You didn’t create it. But you also didn’t build the freeways either. Some of the things you inherit from society are cool and some of them are rape culture.

A Gentlemen’s Guide To Rape Culture

This whole article should be required reading for every man, complete with actual tips on what men can do to combat rape culture. 

(via theashleyclements)

Please.  It would make things so much easier.

(via tamorapierce)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)