Day 308: Mike Wizowski
(Disney’s Monsters Inc.)
THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO
the fucking ceiling cat
this is perfect
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME
Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???
GUEST: Do you have somewhere I can store my bag?
CONCIERGE: Absolutely. Across the lobby with the bellmen. They’ll store your bag for you.
GUEST: What do I do?
CONCIERGE: Just give them the bag.
GUEST: Oh. But I’ll need it back. Will they give it back to me?
CONCIERGE: Just make it very clear that it’s not a gift, that you’re just letting them borrow it and it should be ok.
I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this
im catholic and thats hilarious
That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard!!
After breaking his tibia, he went back and rode! RESPECT Alberto!
Some of the toughest athletes out there.